« J U M P I N T O M Y G I G A
M O N S T E R A L I E N T R U C K »
Patrick GENSAU
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We carry on with « Lady Marissa's » Piece of Cake - Part I I
May I remind you « Ladies and Gentlemen » that we are still in
the Edinbrough Conferance in Scotland , and « Lady Marissa » is lecturing
as a businesswoman in the most professionnal and most adorable
womanly lovely manner about « G O O G L E »…
The whole audiance is concentrated on the subject , when a man
falls back from his chair and a passing by lady collapses on him in
the dark , just imagine the awkward situation …
All of a sudden , there's a « BIG NOISE » of an Engine …
And « HASSELDOFF » enters the Conference Hall with his
« G I G A »
« Monster »
« TRUCK »
with full of loudspeakers announcing his
arrival through the same words repeatedly non stop
« Jump into my truck » « Jump into my truck »
" Jump into my truck " " Jump into my truck "
" Jump into my truck " " Jump into my truck "
Some « Fantastic Dazzling Flashlights » are illuminating
the whole scene ...
A « breathtaking situation » amazing all the
spectators, when Magic is magic , another surprise
awaits them …
The « Giga Monster Truck » stands still , and there
is silence , even « Adorable Marissa » can't
believe her eyes … When « tiny baby trucks » are
deployed and laid down through the special openings
of our « GIGA TRUCK », and guess what ?
Plenty « Baby Trucks » carrying «Alien Baby Beings»
giving freely sweeties to children , flowers to the Ladies,
and chocolate bars to the Men …
And speaking an alien language with alien words....
« Tscika ! Tschika ! Tscik ! Tschouk !
tshik ! tshik ! Tshika Tshika Tshik tshouk thisck tshik »
tshik ! tshik ! Tshika Tshika Tshik tshouk thisck tshik »
The whole thing is performed with some unheard
« alien melodies » some real fantastic music making
everyone happy and peaceful …
« Adorable Marissa » is in tears , as she is so happy,
« Her dream is coming true » an alien encounter of
the « G i g a M o n s t e r T r u c k K i n d »
Another surprise awaits the audience , when a
« Magnetic Field » elevates Lady Marissa like magic
and install her delicately next to « Hasseldoff 's» seat …
There's no doubt ,everyone would have understood the
meaning , the Man came to honour his « QUEEN »
How « R o m a n t i c » « Hasseldoff » showing us
that even « G i g a M o n s t e r T r u c k s » could
be … « G I G A C A R I N G »....
The Original Meaning for « Hasseldoff »
H..............................H E R O I C
A..............................A M E R I C A N
S..............................S E A
S..............................S A V I O U R
E..............................E A R N E S T L Y
L..............................L O V I N G
D..............................D O L C E V I T A
O...................................O R I E N T I N G
F....................................F R I G H T E N E D
F....................................F E M A L E
Patrick GENSAU
